(THEME SONG PLAYING)
You're going down,
Brother Blood.
(GROANS)
(REMOTE CONTROL BEEPING)
ROBOT: Pain. Pain. Pain.
Oh no, not him.
(WHIMPERING) It can't be
who I think it is.
Pain, pain,
all I know is pain.
Pain Bot, he's all mine.
Titans go!
(GRUNTING)
Pain!
(SCREAMS)
Not going well!
-We've got this, man!
-Pain, Pain, Pain.
(WHIMPERING)
(GROANS) Guess we should
help him out.
Uh...
(ALL SCREAMING)
Pain!
-PAIN BOT: Pain!
-(REMOTE CONTROL BEEPS)
Hey, Beast Boy...
(GROANS)
Distract Pain Bot
by getting your face
smashed in.
Yes, sir!
(WHISTLES)
(GROANS)
I'm going after Brother Blood.
(ALL GROAN)
Dude, my face.
Is it...
Is it okay?
-Pain.
-(ALL SCREAM)
Wait! It's...
Not attacking us.
Don't worry about
Pain Bot, Titans.
Without Brother Blood's remote
it's completely harmless.
Don't trust it, dude.
All I know is pain.
Whoa. That's like, sad.
Cyborg, get away
from that thing.
Little buddy's got some
busted circuits.
Maybe, I can just fix him.
-Pain!
-ALL: No!
(WHISTLING)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
All I know is... (CRACKLING)
Aw, let me fix that for you.
Oh! Just keep it down.
Can't let anyone know
you're here.
CYBORG: Good as new,
little buddy.
Now, if you're gonna stay here
we're gonna set some
ground rules.
These are the good guys.
That means no stabbing,
burning, electrocuting
or dismembering. Got it?
Pain!
(WHIMPERS)
Aw, you're just a little
sweet pea, aren't you?
I don't care
what the others think.
I'm keeping you.
Look at that, I'm bleeding.
Pain!
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
Pain.
Oh! Yeah! (GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
Pain.
(CHUCKLES)
(VIDEO GAME BEEPING)
(CHEERS)
(ZAPPING)
BOTH: Pain.
(CHUCKLING)
I love you so much.
Hey, anyone seen Beast Boy?
No, but I did hear his screams
followed by the sound
of terrible metal pounding
coming from the kitchen.
Terrible metal pounding...
(GASPS)
I'm sure it's nothing!
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
Hmm. Maybe, if we follow
this red streak,
and these chunks of meat,
we'll find him.
Come on, guys.
If we followed
every red streak in the Tower
we'd be on wild
goose chases all day.
(ALL SCREAM)
Ahhh! Stop, stop!
You're killing me!
You can't add meat.
I'm a vegetarian, bro.
Oh, hey guys,
look who I found
in the kitchen.
Explain yourself, Cyborg.
So, I've been hiding Pain Bot.
But, I was gonna tell you all
over a pizza dinner
that he prepared.
Pain.
We talked about this.
You can't keep him.
Why am I the only one
who can't have a little buddy?
Little buddy?
Those random, weird creatures
we keep around
after they manage to
touch our hearts
against all odds?
You know, like Silkie.
(GASPS) Surely, you cannot
compare the Pain Bot
with my little bumgorf.
You're right! At least
Pain Bot is cute.
Look at all that nasty drool.
(GURGLING)
(WHIMPERS) But, I love
the Silkie's nasty drool.
The rest of us don't have
little buddies, Cyborg.
(BIRDARANG VIBRATES)
Hiya, fellas.
Not now, little buddy.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Roger that.
Bye, ya fellas.
No one's saying you can't have
a little buddy, Cyborg.
It just can't be evil.
Oh! Evil is suddenly
a problem?
Miss "I get by with a little
help from my demons."
Bro, you can't just
bring home a torture machine.
That's just cray-cray.
You brought home a wolf!
Who Dave? Dave's fine.
(GROWLING)
It's not Pain Bot's fault
that he's this way.
He comes from a terrible home.
Give him a chance
and I know you'll see
the good in him.
(TRILLING)
ALL: Aw!
Well, maybe you're right.
(BEEPING)
-(SCREAMING) It's got my arm!
It's got my arm!
-Pain! Pain! Pain! Pain!
(CRASH)
ROBIN: (SCREAMING) Why! Why!
That thing's got to go.
(THUNDER CRASHING)
♪ Pain, all I know is pain
♪ Your not being here
drives me insane
♪ All the joy I've known
gone down the drain
♪ Pain, all I know is pain
♪ Tears keep falling
harder than the rain
♪ Trying to hold on
but that was all in vain
♪ And I don't wanna
live without you
♪ Because there is
no doubt that
♪ All I know is pain
♪ Yeah, pain,
all I know is pain
♪ All I know is pain
♪ Lemon juice on
a paper cut pain
♪ And I don't wanna
live without ya
♪ Because there is
no doubt that
♪ All I know is pain ♪
I'm coming for you,
little buddy!
Pain, pain, pain.
(GULPS)
-That's right,
I'm keeping him.
-But we said...
Don't care. As long as
you got your little buddies,
I get mine.
I am not getting rid
of the Silkie.
And, Dave's off-limits.
(SCREAMING) Dave, no!
Bad wolf, bad wolf!
Call him off, call him off!
Look at those two
go at it. (CHUCKLES)
Why Dave, why?
There has to be a way
to settle this.
There is one way.
Little buddy showdown!
Okay, here are the rules!
Last little buddy standing
gets to stay in the Tower.
This is going to be
off the chain, yo.
Remember, all you know
is pain.
All I know is pain.
All you know is pain.
All I know is pain.
Do you hear me?
All you know is pain!
All I know is pain.
Am I right?
All you know is pain!
Pain!
(DINGS)
(DAVE GROWLING)
Now, I want a good,
clean fight.
Nothing below the belt
or you'll be disqualified...
Get him, boy!
(DAVE SNARLS)
(DAVE YELPING)
Oh, Dave!
(BELL DINGS)
(SNARLING)
Stay loose, little buddy.
Stay loose.
-Uppercut. Left Hook. Stick...
You get the idea.
-(LITTLE BUDDIES FIGHTING)
Pain.
-Kabblam!
-(BELL DINGS)
You got this, little buddies.
Just follow what we planned.
BIRDARANG: Let's do this,
Beat Box.
-Let's break it down.
-(FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
No! What are you doing?
That's redonkulous.
KO, baby!
(BELL DINGS)
Stop me! Stop me!
Pain!
(SCREAMS)
(BELL DINGING)
Whoo! You go, little buddy!
I knew you could do it!
You can stay here
with me, forever.
(TRILLING)
What about the Silkie's turn?
(SCOFFS) You kidding me?
(BELL DINGS)
(ROARS)
PAIN BOT: Pain.
We've got to get that thing
out of the house.
Oh, man!
It's about to get
(SING-SONG VOICE) crazy!
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
This is, like,
the best concert ever!
You know it!
Can you believe
all those suckers in there
paid for tickets?
And ours only cost "Free-99"!
Yo, those beats
is mad-sick, kid!
Know what would make tonight
even better?
ALL: Snack bar run!
Yee-haw!
Score!
Ooh, half a hotdog.
(CACKLING WILDLY)
And you guys thought
we needed money to have fun.
Man, being broke is so cool.
That's right. Hey Cyborg,
hand me a wall napkin.
Mmm-hmm.
(GASPS) Guys, check it out.
Killer Moth put up a sign
for Silkie.
Like we would ever return
our beloved house pet
to that villainous lunatic.
Yeah, that would just
crush Starfire.
Wait, I'm not sure
Killer Moth made this sign.
I think a snake wrote it. See?
(HISSES)
Those are dollar signs,
Beast Boy.
He's offering a cash reward
for the return of Silkie.
-Cash?
-Dinero?
-Moola?
-Buckaroos?
You know, I bet Killer Moth
really misses Silkie.
If I lost a pet, I'd probably
want him back, too.
Perhaps, our selfishness
has blinded us
and we should return him.
It is the right thing to do.
ALL: The right thing to do.
"And that is how
the beautiful princess
"mercilessly killed
all her enemies
and became queen.
-"The end."
-(SNORING)
Now, it is the bath time!
(GURGLES)
Ew.
Do you not think
the daily ritual of bathing
is necessary?
Not when you do it
on the couch,
with your tongue.
I have found it is
the best way to evacuate
the most stubborn gunk.
For being such a good Silkie,
I shall now share
my zorkaberries.
(PANTING)
(GAGS) Ew, ew, ew!
We are merely sharing
our mutual affection.
Silkie's only affection
is for that bowl of food.
(WHISPERING) Do not
listen to her, Silkie.
Her insights are dark.
(DEVICE TRILLING)
(SNARLS)
(ALARM BEEPING)
You, my darlings,
will rise up
and take over the world!
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(BUZZING)
Killer Moth.
The Teen Titans,
you shall not defeat me!
I have been...
(TUTTING) Save it.
We here about the flyer.
Larva M3-19?
I missed you so much!
(CRYING)
My special little guy is back.
This is embarrassing.
You guys seeing me like this.
Just look away! (SHUSHES)
Thank you so much
for returning him.
ALL: It was the
right thing to do.
Well then, good bye.
Okey-dokey. See you
the next time I try to
destroy the world.
You're waiting for
the reward, aren't you?
-(GASPS) Oh, my gosh,
there was a reward?
-Oh, you didn't have to.
We were just trying to do
the right thing.
(STARFIRE SCREAMING)
Oh, Silkie! (WAILING)
(BLUBBERING INCOHERENTLY)
Really?
The Silkie has gone missing.
I found this at the location
of the criminal action.
It indicates that a snake
has stolen the Silkie!
See? (HISSES)
Uh, no. I think someone
just returned him
to Killer Moth for a reward.
But, who would do
such a thing?
The Killer Moth is a bad man!
What's there to worry about?
He's a bug.
The Killer Moth will not lick
behind his ears.
And he most definitely has
horrible plans for the Silkie.
I'll tell you something,
and it's...
This may sound harsh, but...
Silkie is incapable
of loving you
the way you love him.
(GASPS) No!
You are wrong, Raven!
I know the Silkie
loved me more than anything.
(CRYING HYSTERICALLY) Raven...
Oh, Silkie!
(STARFIRE CONTINUES CRYING)
Whoa! I've never seen
so many zeros in a row.
I don't know how to spend
this much money!
You're right.
What are we going to do?
Wait, who's the richest person
you know?
Scrooge McDuck.
That's right.
So, how would he
spend his money, yo?
♪ We're rich, oooo-oo!
♪ This whole place
is filled with money
♪ We're rich, oooo-oo!
♪ I never knew
you could swim in money
♪ We're rich, oooo-oo ♪
(SLURPING)
The gunk accumulates.
Oh, gross!
Gross, gross, gross!
What are you doing?
(SMACKING LIPS)
Bathing you?
Okay, that's it.
you need to move on.
Silkie is gonzo.
How can I move on
when he is surely suffering
right now?
Okay, come with me.
I'm going to show you
Silkie is perfectly happy
with his rightful owner.
Now that you are
back in my clutches,
Larva M3-19,
you will get exactly
what you deserve.
(GASPS)
Tummy farts!
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
(SILKIE GIGGLING)
What'd I say? He's fine.
He cannot be fine.
The Killer Moth has forgotten
to bathe the Silkie.
KILLER MOTH: And now,
it is time for your bath.
Can we go now?
KILLER MOTH: A bath
in this tub of chemicals.
That will mutate you
into a harbinger
of destruction and death!
Killer Moth! You will not lay
another hand on the Silkie!
Yeah! He belongs to Starfire!
-Too late.
-(BOTH GASP)
Wow! What a day.
Race cars!
-Lasers!
-(SING-SONG VOICE) Airplanes!
-We solved some mysteries.
-Rewrote history!
Man, it's all
such a duck blur.
So, why do I feel so...
Bad?
I don't know, man.
Money was supposed to
make everything better.
Well, we were never happier
than when we were
eating out of that dumpster.
We made a terrible mistake
returning Silkie.
I need we need to
spend our last few dollars
trying to make up
for what we did to Star.
(DOGS BARKING)
Yes, yes!
(GROWLING)
Now, destroy them
my evil beast!
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
Oh, my gosh!
Look how big I am! Yay!
You can talk, Silkie?
Oh, my gosh! I can talk!
Kill them, Silkie! Now!
No, wait. I want to dance!
Oh, this could not
have gone worse!
I spend all my savings
to mutate you into
something really horrible,
and I get this?
(GROANS) I give up!
I'm going to bed.
-I want my tummy farts!
-No!
You are even more adorable
at this size.
Thank you! I love you.
(GASPS) You love me?
I love you.
Oh, my little bumgorf,
I knew it!
(BOTH CHEERING)
Wow, I guess I was wrong
about Silkie loving you, Star.
I'm sorry, guys.
That's okay, I love you, too!
Who wants to go for a ride?
-A ride?
-A ride!
-A ride?
-A ride!
SILKIE: Whee!
Yay!
(GASPS) Oh, Silkie!
It is wonderful!
Look, it is the Tower.
(MEWING)
I sure hope Star likes
these kitties.
-What the...
-(ALL GASP)
Star?
Yippee!
(GUYS SHRIEKING)
(PANTING)
SILKIE: Whee!
(GIGGLING)
NARRATOR:
And Silkie and Starfire
had many other
amazing adventures.
But, that is another story.